Tired of cumbersome rules and dice
getting in the way of your role-playing? Disgusted
with game designers deciding what your character
can or can't do? Are you ready to set your imagination
Then maybe you're ready for Stare
at the Wall!
To play Stare at the Wall,
you need only one game book, a wall, and your imagination!
There are no rules to constrain your fantasy, no
dice to ruin your storytelling, and no GM to bother
you about "game balance." You don't even
have to include other players, unless you want to
use the award-winning Stare at Your Opponent
one-on-one combat rules. Just listen to what people
I started gaming, I've been searching for the
perfect, most rules-lite way to play, and now
I've found it! I'll never struggle through the
intricacies of a rule-based game again! Thanks!"
-- Norm Bendler, Joplin, Missouri
and I love how easy it is to run Stare
at the Wall without preparation. Sometimes
we start a pick-up game without even meaning to.
This game rocks!"
-- Jeb Redding, Buffalo, New York
been frustrated with the way other games try to
impose their politically correct dogma through
the rules, spoiling the historical flavor by encouraging
women to take part in adventures and speak without
permission. With Stare at the Wall,
my imagination can carry me away to a world where
I'm beaten and raped every day, just like a real
-- Ted Pickford, Red Bluff, Alabama
And if you like Stare
at the Wall, you'll love what our line
of quality role-playing aids can do for your game!
Stare at the
Wall Folding Chairs ($79.99 for a set
Stare at the Wall Collapsible
Privacy Fence ($43.50) - includes "I'm not
catatonic, I'm just Staring at the Wall"
Stare at the Wall Eyedrops ($29.75)
Stare at the Wall Vinyl Bib ($22.50)
- a must for all you droolers!
Stare at the Wall Removable Wall
Cover Set ($63.50) - 5 hypnagogic patterns to
get your game going!
Keep an eye out for our
new boxed set, Stare at the Wall and Masturbate
(batteries not included), coming soon!