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Tired of cumbersome rules and dice getting in the way of your role-playing? Disgusted with game designers deciding what your character can or can't do? Are you ready to set your imagination free?

Then maybe you're ready for Stare at the Wall!

To play Stare at the Wall, you need only one game book, a wall, and your imagination! There are no rules to constrain your fantasy, no dice to ruin your storytelling, and no GM to bother you about "game balance." You don't even have to include other players, unless you want to use the award-winning Stare at Your Opponent one-on-one combat rules. Just listen to what people are saying!

"Ever since I started gaming, I've been searching for the perfect, most rules-lite way to play, and now I've found it! I'll never struggle through the intricacies of a rule-based game again! Thanks!"
-- Norm Bendler, Joplin, Missouri

"My friends and I love how easy it is to run Stare at the Wall without preparation. Sometimes we start a pick-up game without even meaning to. This game rocks!"
-- Jeb Redding, Buffalo, New York

"I've always been frustrated with the way other games try to impose their politically correct dogma through the rules, spoiling the historical flavor by encouraging women to take part in adventures and speak without permission. With Stare at the Wall, my imagination can carry me away to a world where I'm beaten and raped every day, just like a real slave girl!"
-- Ted Pickford, Red Bluff, Alabama

And if you like Stare at the Wall, you'll love what our line of quality role-playing aids can do for your game!

Stare at the Wall Folding Chairs ($79.99 for a set of three)
Stare at the Wall Collapsible Privacy Fence ($43.50) - includes "I'm not catatonic, I'm just Staring at the Wall" placard.
Stare at the Wall Eyedrops ($29.75)
Stare at the Wall Vinyl Bib ($22.50) - a must for all you droolers!
Stare at the Wall Removable Wall Cover Set ($63.50) - 5 hypnagogic patterns to get your game going!

Keep an eye out for our new boxed set, Stare at the Wall and Masturbate (batteries not included), coming soon!

Reviews (Click Here for Staff Bios)

Grotuu the Unspeakable
Grotuu found this movie to be strikingly similar to an advertisement for a game of some sort, or perhaps a furniture store. Grotuu is not amused.

Matt Milton
This is quite a game! I playtested it with some friends and we all had a great time. There was some dispute over the final outcome but, ultimately, a good time was had by all. Can't wait to get my Wall Cover Set!

Judith Tolbert
Stare at the Wall is a brilliant commentary on the emptiness of life. Staring at its glossy white pages, one awakens to the true reality of a universe that does not care. We are all worthless. Why buy this game? Why do anything? Why?

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